My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and then drive us all home. I guess the feeling was that we weren't going to crash into anyone, because barely any fucker lived there.

Frankie Boyle
My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and...
My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and...
My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and...
My uncle would have about ten pints some nights and...
About This Quote

This quote, from a new book about the life of legendary British rock-and-roller John Bonham, is a telling illustration of a common problem faced by many drivers. After a night of drinking, they might not be able to see anything clearly, so they take it on trust that if they fail to hit anyone, their aim will be good enough. In other words, they’re taking the word of their mates.

Source: My Shit Life So Far

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